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Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Lovett or Leave It turns L.A.’s Dynasty Typewriter into a Halloween spooktacular during the only week of the year when we don’t mind hearing boos. Lovett inadvertently summons Ivana Trump (Lizzy Cooperman) and you will not believe what’s been going on under that golf course. Tig Notaro stops by to decide which classic movie monster has a limp wrist to go with those sharp fangs and neck bolts. It’s all treats, no tricks when Ed Helms crowns the king of Halloween candy. Kevin Avery and Lizzy Cooperman put the eff off in offensive costumes, and the Rant Wheel transforms into the Fear Wheel for this one magical night only, or until we decide we like the format and want to do it again.
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| 0:00.0 | This midterm elections season America strives to form a more perfect union, but will America |
| 0:04.0 | keep getting in the way? |
| 0:05.5 | Watch the Daily Show with Trevor Noah on Comedy Central for midterm election coverage |
| 0:08.5 | you can count on and recount on and recount on. |
| 0:11.7 | Every single night, four nights a week, Trevor Noah and the Daily Show correspondence |
| 0:14.9 | are covering democracy like there's a democracy to cover. |
| 0:17.7 | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, new episodes weeknights at 11 10 Central on Comedy Central. |
| 0:36.3 | Hello Los Angeles. |
| 0:42.1 | Welcome to Love It or Leave It on Dead or Else. |
| 0:46.2 | All Hallows Eve Edition. |
| 0:48.3 | Having done a few laps around party city, I can't help but notice there isn't a slutty |
| 0:51.3 | podcaster costume. |
| 0:52.7 | Yet another reminder how much work there is left to do before we have a just society. |
| 0:57.3 | We have a spooky show for you tonight. |
| 1:00.3 | Tegantaro is here to rate monsters on the Kinsey scale and you'll gag when you find out |
| 1:04.4 | which ghoul is by. |
| 1:06.2 | Ed Helms is here to crown the greatest Halloween candy and if you look under your chairs as a |
| 1:10.7 | skiddle bag filled with rainbow fentonal for all of you, Lizzie Cooperman and Kevin Avery |
| 1:17.2 | try to guess which person was offensive. |
| 1:20.1 | Plus it's time for the fear wheel. |
| 1:26.3 | Just to note we will be having a costume contest at the end of the show so if you are wearing |
| 1:29.8 | an actual costume and want to potentially win a little prize you'll be summoned to the |
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