Where's my chair?

Yeah, I don't know, I'm going to start the show. Hello, everyone.

There we go.

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So I was supposed to be a demon, and, um, it's kind of like a red man, but that's okay, that's okay,

we're going to be okay with that. So, let me tell you a story.

Long ago, there was a kingdom called Podlistia, a kingdom vast and beauteous,

filled with wonders that slake the thirst of a fantastic mind.

Legends of dragons hoarding treasures beyond compared, I got it,

snarling and clutching with covetous claws, of elven lands holding ancient knowledge beyond a winding wood and casting queer magics that shaped the land, and heroes brave and true, honorable and good and just really good people, just like really, really good good guys and in those days there was

a ruler of powerful kind and strong as well his name was El Jubio Bianco

Jubio ruled the land of Palistia as a philosopher king presiding over affairs large and

small from skirmishes between noble houses

to the tiny small.

Those disputes between like two tiny little babies.

And they did this using sound logic.

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