Now, broadcasting live, Jack Armstrong and Joe Daddy.

And he is Armstrong and Gettie.

Who lies from the studio scene?

Seizing your dimly lit wrong people from the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie

Communications compound, kicking off a brand new week of your life, pregnant with

possibilities.

And today, the episode is under the tutelage of our general manager.

You want the general manager?

You're asking me for the general manager?

More or less, yes.

I'm not sure you can handle the general manager.

I don't know if I can't eat or I'm weak even on a Monday.

The general manager is the Chinese Communist Party.

What?

We take a token of that.

We through greed, laziness and the stupidity of our politics are putting up with millions

of our citizens being murdered.

And still we crawl back for a cheap undershirts and thrifty manufacturing costs.

So why is Chinese Communist Party our general manager today?

Mostly, I guess, the proximate reason, the immediate reason is that the Department

of Energy of the United States of America, which runs many of our most advanced science

programs, did you know that?

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