Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, sometimes it feels like there's no good news on the horizon,

and then things happen that give you back-to-back good news, feel-good stories.

The first of which is Dan Crenshaw lost his primary run yesterday.

We shall begin with the video of Alex Stein, the Pimp on the Blimp

on the Blimp, Confronting, Dan Crenshaw, Behold.

Dan, you're just such a little loser.

I was trying to grab my thing.

Look, you're too slow. He's too slow, Navy, Seal.

It's funny, Dan, hey, you said you're

tall, you're small, but I'm so much taller than you, Dan. I'm so much bigger than you.

You're just a little, you're a little sad little boy.

I'm the little one. This is, yeah, imagine me calling you out because you're a nihil, you're a globalist. Oh, I got a job. I work for the blaze. I got to make a lot of money. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do, Dan. Yeah, I make a lot of money. Yeah, I'm a loser. This is the guy. This is the guy who tells veterans that they're, but their service. Yeah, because there's a weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist. I'm anti-war.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm anti-war because I don't believe. Does you guys find any weapons of mass instruction? As a matter of fact, we did. Oh, where are I? Oh, what weapons of mass destruction? You're actually going to go down this route, Alex. Yeah, because we don't have any weapons of mass destruction. I'm looking like a fool right now.

You're telling veterans, not just me, but plenty of veterans.

You're telling like a fool right now. You're telling veterans, not just me, but plenty of veterans.

You're telling plenty of veterans.

I want to highlight something in the madness.

I want to bring it back to the beginning.

I'm going to give you all the links so that you can go watch this, share this,

because I don't want to appropriate all of Alex Stein's awesomeness in this particular clip.

The guy, Crenshaw tries to snatch the camera at the beginning.

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