HERITAGE COLLECTION: Meet Fucker Jones
Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone
Dear Media
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
He's still looking for his Mrs. Fucker Jones.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:16.9 | Hey, can you come pick me up? |
| 0:18.7 | Yeah, what's wrong? |
| 0:19.8 | Nothing? |
| 0:20.7 | Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Ride. Oh, my God. So what? I just want to have fun. Start your engine. Tighter. I'm Benito Skinner. I'm Mary Beth Barone. And this is Ride. Ride. Hello, and welcome to the Ride Heritage Collection. |
| 0:39.3 | The Heritage Collection. |
| 0:40.3 | This is something new we're trying, where we are going to release iconic heritage episodes |
| 0:46.3 | of the podcast in no particular order, and we're going to retitle them so you know exactly |
| 0:50.3 | which iconic moment to expect. |
| 0:53.3 | Moments that come to mind, the lesbian cop at Ride Live. |
| 0:56.7 | Massive. |
| 0:57.8 | We're talking about, um, his sister. |
| 1:00.4 | I was there. |
| 1:01.4 | It was rare. |
| 1:03.1 | And, yeah. |
| 1:04.2 | And of course, how many chickens there are in the world. |
| 1:07.2 | Oh, I just got a boner. |
| 1:10.7 | Oh my God, wait, Mary Beth just cut her finger in his bleeding. I guess we have to. world. Oh, I just got a boner. |
| 1:13.4 | Oh my God, wait, Marybeth just cut her finger in his bleeding. |
| 1:15.3 | I guess we have to go. |
| 1:16.5 | Enjoy this episode. |
| 1:18.5 | We hope it's a tasty treat for you. |
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