Here to Meet Men with Monica Padman

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Monica Padman of the Armchair Expert podcast is in-studio with Chelsea to discuss babysitting Dax Shepard (and his kids), forgetting how many intimate details of her life she’s shared on podcasts, and having complicated feelings about freezing her eggs. Then: A relationship is strained by dog-induced anxiety. A gay orthodox Christian plans to leave home against his parents’ will. And a college girl has deep regrets about unwanted advances at a party.

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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf

Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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0:44.8	original podcast about the most unlikely art heist of all time. It was Nick Cage's own personal
0:53.1	national treasure. At a 1999 New Year's Eve party, someone snatched Cage's priceless comics.
1:02.3	But who? Listen to Stealing Superman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you find your
1:09.2	favorite shows. Hi, I'm Ophira Eisenberg. I'm a comedian and a parent. Uh, the absurdity of telling
1:18.6	jokes late at night, and then waking up early with a small child in the morning. I have a new
1:24.8	podcast called Parenting is a joke. I'll talk to other funny people who are also parents.
1:30.7	Will we be laughing? Will we be crying? Find out by listening to Parenting is a joke.
1:36.4	On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:42.3	Okay, I have a beef tip. Hello, everyone. Are you there? It's me.
1:45.9	Hey, God, are you there? God, it's me. Chelsea and Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi.
1:51.1	I have a beef to pick with airlines. I'm Tommy. First of all, I am so sick and tired of not being
2:00.1	able to get on fucking Wi-Fi on a plane when I have an account with go go in flight with Delta
2:06.0	fuck fuck, Fingo, Bingo, Django, Bingo shit face. I it is so annoying that they just don't have
2:13.5	the planes outfitted with Wi-Fi for everybody. Stop making me join and have another password.
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