Here to Make You Flaccid with Hannah Berner
Taste of Taylor
Dear Media
4.6 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Topics: Heated Rivalry, Hannah is a better lesbian than Tay, other women wearing ties, what’s next for Hannah, selling out Radio City Music Hall and Carnegie Hall, Hannah’s super power, being buddies with Jimmy Fallon
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| 0:00.0 | Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor. |
| 0:16.5 | So today is Monday, but guys, we are in maternity Mondays, okay? |
| 0:20.5 | I'm on paternity leave. |
| 0:22.1 | My wife is on maternity leave. |
| 0:23.6 | And joining me in my maternity leave, mayhem is Hannah Burner. |
| 0:28.5 | Hey, girl, hey. |
| 0:29.5 | Hey, girl, hey. |
| 0:31.3 | I was just talking about you because I was starving on a Giggly Squad episode and I had a macha loaf. |
| 0:40.4 | Oh, yon, delicious. |
| 0:41.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:43.2 | And I put in my mouth and immediately I had PTSD. |
| 0:45.9 | And I was like, oh, my God. |
| 0:48.1 | Skongate. |
| 0:49.0 | All the Taylor listeners are going to be bestering me because you know what? |
| 0:53.5 | That loaf was dry what that loaf was dry |
| 0:54.3 | that loaf was dry I was fighting for my life and I said we're not doing this right now we're |
| 0:58.0 | learning from our past so I'm back I got no no loaves no crackers no scones near me not |
| 1:04.6 | even a croissant in the not even in the house I can't oh I've so excited to be here I'm excited to have you I recently had. I'm so excited to be here. |
| 1:11.3 | I'm excited to have you. |
| 1:12.3 | I recently had a friend on Chloe Malas, okay? Um, she is like an NBC correspondent. She's got like, I mean, she's got like this. She's a pro. It's crazy. Yeah. And this bitch. Was he out? A snack! I said, don't hand a burner. Chloe, you don't even know what you're doing. |
| 1:27.6 | It's a verb now. |
| 1:28.9 | It really is. |
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