Here's When You're Going To Die

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Statistics are amazing things. This week, Anthony and Jeff dig into the data around death to determine the most likely month and day that people all around the world will meet their end.

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0:00.0	You know what the whole is in this metaphor?
0:15.0	What?
0:16.0	It's your closet.
0:17.0	I know.
0:18.0	It's $800 in the hole.
0:20.0	We have concerns.
0:22.0	Hi Jeff Kanata.
0:24.0	Hi Anthony Carbone.
0:25.0	Hello Concerned Citizens.
0:27.0	Jeff, what are you going to die?
0:28.0	Man, it feels like sooner and sooner every day.
0:32.0	Your mouth of God's ears.
0:33.8	Just when are you gonna die?
0:35.2	Dude.
0:36.2	It's just a question I have for you as a friend and coworker.
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:40.6	That is the birthday card you send me every year.
0:43.0	Yeah, man, are you dead yet?
0:45.0	Nah, all right.
0:48.0	Well, here's a five dollar gift certificate to Best Buy.
0:52.0	Just five. But you know what? If I don't die, sooner or later, those
0:59.2	five dollars gifts are
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