Here’s To You Mr. Robinson, Jay Varma & Fake Brad Pitt

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Who comments on a porn site and then gets into politics? Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson loves Nude Africa and is a wild boy. Dare we say he’s the most fun figure in politics since the great Senator from NJ, Bob Menendez? Senator Menendez, thank you for your self-service all those years. Pharma is unloading SSRIs—it’s a going-out-of-business sale! Dr. Jay Varma wore a mask during his COVID-era sex parties while locking down NYC, so it’s all good! And finally, a few suburban housewives got scammed into giving fake Brad Pitt lots of money for a fake project in exchange for the fantasy that Brad Pitt would 'crack them open and clean them out.' No harm, no foul! What are you gonna do?

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0:47.0	Enjoy this episode.
0:50.0	Top of the afternoon to you.
0:55.0	Hello, my name is Yontas Papas.
1:00.0	Welcome to the Yontas-Papas hour,
1:02.0	where we talk about news and try to make it not dreary, but also really
1:06.8	fun, because it's a difference, right?
1:09.9	If it's not dreary, that doesn't necessarily mean it's really fun.
1:13.4	But I want to, I want to addition, I want to just do voiceover for great adventure.
1:18.6	I want to just be a hype man for young kids and make him excited and do things that
1:27.1	Sqhoo. Sorry I got COVID. Maybe I should get inside and not party with New York's drugs are who apparently went to
1:37.7	sex parties during COVID. We're gonna get to it. This made me like the guy
1:42.2	okay we're all upset that he locked down the kids, but did you know what he was doing while your kid was locked down? He was getting a blowy!
1:51.0	So he was fired.
1:54.0	was fired.
1:55.0	People are getting fired.
1:56.0	People are getting found out.
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