Here's One 'Duck Dynasty' Rule You Didn't Know About

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🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Si remembers the time he was locked in a public bathroom and couldn't find his way out. Phillip confesses where he got his deer mount from after lying to everyone for so long, and Martin and John-David talk about the weirdest packages and pictures that have ever been sent to them. Martin recalls the scariest plane ride he was ever on during "Duck Dynasty," which somehow ended with Larry the Cable Guy. Plus, did you know that "Duck Dynasty" had an ironclad rule about traveling? John-David and Si chime in with their own horror stories of travel. Si talks about all the times Willie has pranked him in bathrooms and that one time Willie wouldn't let anyone leave the plane until the hand of poker was complete. John-David shows Si some snakeskin boots to rate, and Martin gives advice on how to take a kid fishing for the first time. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:37.0	I did a bad bad thing. You did a bad...
0:40.4	Welcome back! Welcome back to the showroom. Yeah, here we go. Phillip has something he needs to confess.
0:46.4	You gotta get some of your podcasts. Well, it's a confession of sorts.
0:50.8	You know what? You know what? You send one to another. Well Martin is in it with me.
0:55.4	What I do! Oh my word! So I got a new office and I know Willie's not listening to the podcast
1:01.4	off. I may be able to say this but... You can say whatever you want. I got a new office.
1:05.6	Sure you. Is it big? Yes, it's big. Is it in the corner? Yeah. Oh man, it's got a big window.
1:11.6	That's big time. You got a window? Yeah. That's some man. I've never had a window. I've been here for 12 years.
1:18.3	I ain't got no window ever. Not once. I believe him. You're important. After 27 years, they give you a window.
1:25.4	That way you can jump out of it. And a watch. Are you on the second store here first?
1:31.3	So I'm fixing up my office and I brought Alicia with me and we got it all perfect except I needed
1:38.2	some kind of deer mount to put on the wall. And I've got two at my house where me and side gone and
1:44.1	and I think we hunted in Texas somewhere and killed them but I didn't want to get one of them.
1:48.3	I needed some... You need them at home? I need them at home. Yeah, I got you.
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