Here's a flower shaped cantaloupe covered in your dad - HOLIDAY SCANDALS

Ladies & Tangents

Ladies & Tangents | Para Pods

Society & Culture

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Tis the season to ask your boozy grandma and your loose-lipped aunt for tea. Based on this episode alone, we know we can count on family drama to be the gift that keeps on giving. If you have stories that are as magically messy as these, send them over to [email protected] to have them featured in our next Ho-ho-holiday scandal roundup! THANKS SPONSORS! Go to http://Leesa.com for 30% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code LADIES, exclusive for my listeners. Get your first month on us when you head to acornsearly.com/ladies or download the Acorns Early app. One month FREE when you sign up at acornsearly.com/ladies Head to https://www.tryfum.com/LADIES and use promo code LADIES to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Get better sleep, hair and skin with Blissy and use LADIESPOD to get an additional 30% off at http://blissy.com/LADIESPOD WE’RE GOING ON TOUR - https://www.ladiesandtangents.com/live-show WE’RE ON CAMEO - https://www.cameo.com/ladiesandtangents WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH - https://ladiesandtangents.kingsroadmerch.com/ *NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - [email protected] FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies. And we tangent.
0:18.6	What's up, everyone? Hello.
0:21.6	With feeling this time.
0:23.9	Yes.
0:24.6	Because we're back in the basement.
0:27.2	Yes.
0:27.7	Which we just touched.
0:29.6	I was like, oh God.
0:30.9	I forgot how close we are on the couch.
0:32.6	That's true.
0:33.1	This couch is a lot smaller than I remember.
0:36.7	I think the reason that I realize how small it is now
0:40.0	is because we already did an episode that came out on Patreon last Friday. Hazel made an
0:46.1	appearance. She got her big ass up on this couch. She's a thick. There was a point where we
0:52.2	couldn't see each other. We were speaking and it was like we were in a confessional because she was a partition between us.
0:58.1	It was just a big brown wall.
0:59.7	Yes.
1:00.4	I remember just seeing your eyes like trying to peek up over her.
1:04.0	I was like, hello?
1:05.4	Yeah, it was a mess.
1:06.8	But we had this ready for last week's episode, but somebody got laryngitis.
1:15.1	Guys, I've been going through it. And I don't know if it's because I have an autoimmune
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