Has anyone ever homelicked in front of the mirror?

Homelick in front of the mirror, and I can see in her eyes, there's something that says,

I'm not really doing this properly.

I'm not really doing this properly. And I'm like, but I'm choking and I'm going, oh my God, she's killing me. She's letting me die on purpose. Next thing, you know, I'm in heaven. She's there. I'm like, it all makes sense. Suddenly it all makes sense.

She's got lots of little prison cells for me to do tasks in.

She knows that I'd love this more than the real world. sense. Suddenly it all makes sense. She's got lots of little prison cells for me to do tasks in.

She knows that I'd love this more than the real world of Earth. And you watch yourself dying in the mirror. I would like to watch the light go out of my eyes, yeah. Well, hearken, good folk,

Tisimel Gerdruch, keeper of the keys to kingdom come.

Well, it's better anyway.

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where your favourite celebs

have shuffled off this mortal coil,

only to return and spill the beans

on the why,

the how, and the who done it.

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Where there's a will, there's a week. There's a wink. There's a wake.

Yes, indeed, each week a brand new guest joins us here in podcast Purgatory to lay down their final wishes, including how they might just have to rise from the dead, if anyone dares serve

soup, but you'll have to subscribe if you want to know what all that's about. And today,

we're blessed with a man that regularly mocks the week, and yet promises we'll all like it

when we get there, whatever it is. That's the title of his book. He's one of my favorite

people with not one but two first names.

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