Regular listeners of How to Fail will know how obsessed I am with reality television and that's why I'm so excited that I get to talk to you about the return of one of my favorite shows.

Van der Popp rules is back for a brand new season on Hey You and well there's a lot to unpack.

I'm frothing with excitement because the Pump Rules gang is back on our screens with new episodes

dropping the same day as the US on Hey You. You.

You.

because with a show this hot, nobody wants spoilers.

To sign up to Hey You today, just visit Hey You.com.

That's H-A-Y-U.com. That's H-A-Y-U-D-C-O-C-E-T-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-U-T-E-E-E-E-U-T-E-E-E-U.T-E-T-E-E-U.C-T-E-T-E-T-Eun'Ew. That probably know by now you might hear words like fished shit, pich and twa in this podcast.

Oh and k-kut that's one of my favorites.

So if you've got little ears around you might want to listen another time or if you like keep

playing they might just learn something the little

p. Esteemed death pals now it turns out some of you been complaining that these

episodes aren't long enough.

Well then you'll be dying to know that this isn't all of it you wonderful twits.

After you've finished hearing how your favorite guests are going to peg it, they join me

over at six feet under to read through your real life death related anecdotes.

Honestly, it looks so bang average, I couldn't believe it.

Sometimes I lie awake thinking about the ones we gave away.

Oh my God.

I will live with that for the rest of my life.

For just $3.99 a a month you get all that and every episode completely out free.

So as the Grim Reaper says, get on with it and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or head to where there's a will there's a wait.com for

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