Here Lies Michelle De Swarte

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A loose tampon, spread bum cheeks, and an unexpected tit massage. We've lost an icon... It's Michelle De Swarte. Joining Kathy this week is a triple threat! Actress, model and comedian, Michelle De Swarte. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Kathy? 6 Feet Under steps away from fantasy and rifles through your real funeral tales. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to [email protected]. A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up y'all? It's your man Mark Strong, Strisi, and your girl Jem, the Jem of All Gems.
0:06.8	And we're hosting Olympic FOMO, your essential recap podcast of the 2024 Olympic Games in 20 minutes or less every day.
0:15.0	We'll be going behind the scenes for all the wins, losses, and real talk
0:19.8	with special guests from the athletes village and around the world.
0:24.0	You'll never have a fear of missing any Olympic action from Paris.
0:28.6	Listen to Olympic FOMO wherever you get your podcasts.
0:33.0	So, before we start, if you or the people you're listening with
0:37.8	will be offended by
0:39.6	FISFOLFOLFOL, FIS, and
0:42.1	FOL, well, it's probably best you turn this
0:45.0	podcast off right now.
0:48.0	Oh hello, I'm Kathy Burke and welcome to this fussy fashion parade in the podcast here.
0:54.0	Um, excuse me mate, you're sitting in my seat.
0:57.0	I think you'll find the front row seat is reserved for the Queen of Fashion,
1:01.0	aka Moire.
1:03.0	Oh, bloody Nora, I can't see a fucking thing with all these cameras flashing.
1:08.0	And because someone saw out the sodding music, it sounds like the records jammed.
1:12.0	Oh, actually, fuck this, I'm going home to kick back with my bra off.
1:18.0	You can stick your fashion up your ass.
1:21.0	Welcome to... Where there's a will,
1:25.0	there's a wake.
1:30.0	As we stumped with our hands by our sides to the end of the catwalk, it's time to welcome
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