Yeah, just drift off.

That's a very nice.

Well, that's, I mean, that's kind of the way that...

It's the dream, isn't it? It's absolutely the dream. Yeah. While you're sleeping or while you're sort of semi-somnambulant. I reckon just sort of mid-conversation. I often forget what I'm talking about. Same'sies. You know? And I reckon one day I'll be, I'll just, you know, and you go,

hold on what was I talking about. And then that'll be it. Don't go now though, please. You're looking very comfortable. Well, that's the issue. In the winged chair. Yeah. Don't go now. Stay with us at least till the end of the podcast.

Is that okay? Yeah. And the Barnacle podcast six feet under. It's me, Mel Gedroach, warden of the waiting room in the beyond. Not to be mistaken for the big boss upstairs. Oh no. Think of me as a supply teacher of the afterlife. She's good fun. She's a little bit rando. For this is the podcast where the curtain has fallen. Yet the spotlight flickers one last time. Welcome to.

Well, there's a will. There's a wink.

Yes, indeed, each week a freshly departed celebrity drifts into this audio afterlife to lay down their final requests.

Like demanding the DJ plays Moose Tees, I'm Horny on loop at the wake.

Well, you know what they say?

The best way to get over somebody

is to get under somebody else.

Anyway, onto today's guest.

She's not just funny.

She's TikTok funny,

the kind that makes you scroll past your bedtime

and laugh so hard.

You forget the things you should have done

like laundry, emails or calling your mum back.

And yeah, that's a big old plug for her brilliant TV series right at the top.

So, Sue me. Check this out.

Loo jean, chastine.

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