Here Lies Kyla Cobbler

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Bloated, bald and playing bongos on her bum. Irish comedian and Instagram SENSATION Kyla Cobbler joins Mel in the afterlife. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to mel@deathpodcast.co.uk A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And I'm very superstitious.
0:01.7	Oh, are you?
0:02.4	Oh, yeah.
0:03.2	So if someone now that I thought wasn't very sincere was like, I got this figure, I go, thanks very much. Straight in the bin. Yeah, yeah, I won't bring it into my home because I'm like, I think now you've cursed that. Really? Like genuinely. Yeah, yeah. I won't accept any gifts or anything like that. And I'm like, all right. But I'm like, nah.
0:18.5	What about from fans?
0:20.0	Yeah, same.
0:20.6	Straight in the fucking bin.
0:24.4	Especially if I'm like, all right. But I'm like, nah. What about some fans? Yeah, same. Straight in the fucking bin. Especially fans. Especially. Oh, yeah. I thought I put the fan in the bin. Oh, yeah. I don't give a fuck. Listen up, you gorgeous bunch of ghouls. If you think of this is good, wait till you get your claws on the bonus six feet under episodes.
0:39.6	It's where the gossip is juicier, the guests are looser.
0:42.8	And I'm even more unhinged than usual.
0:45.3	Go.
0:45.9	So if you want all of that and no ads, then subscribe on Apple Podcasts or totter over to where There's a Willisawake.com.
0:55.2	Oh yay! Oh yay! Oh yay! Invisible Bell. Tis I, Mel Gedroach, the Grand Dame of the Departed.
1:01.6	That's right. For this is the podcast where your favourite celebrities have died.
1:09.7	And they're here to tell me all about it. So fill their goblet, don my earbuds,
1:13.5	and prepare thyself for a journey beyond the veil. Now onto this week's dearly departed guest.
1:20.2	When life gives me lemons, deathlings, I turn them into a light lunch and a stiff drink,
1:24.3	because nothing screams zest for life like a fruit that's basically a sour
1:28.0	little scream in a yellow jacket. Only joking. I'm here to keep the spirits high, if you know what I mean.
1:33.9	Welcome to...
1:35.3	Well, there's a wink. There's a wink. There's a wink.
1:45.3	There's a wake.
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