Kathy, let's be honest, lunch can feel a little bit like a slow march to the grave sometimes, right?

Oh, I know what you mean, goddess Naya. Same old sandwich, same old routine. It's like death by boredom.

Exactly. But listen, you don't actually have to settle for that. Pink Lady Apples are the perfect way to bring your lunch back to life.

Ooh, hoo-hoo! I see what you did there.

Sweet, crunchy and honestly, they're so good they'll make you feel like you've risen from the dead with every bite.

No slicing, no cooking, just grab one and sink your teeth right into the juiciest, crispiest apple around.

Instant lunch redemption.

Oh, I've been saved. Add a packet of pink lady apples to your

shopping basket this week. This episode is brought to you by Pink Lady Apples. Liven up your lunch

before you car kit. Warning, this podcast contains a load of swearing. So if you have little ones in the vicinity,

you might want to put some headphones on.

Otherwise, let's f***ing crack on.

Hello, I'm Cathy Burke,

and welcome to this dilapidated newsroom in the podcast underworld.

I'll tell you what, it's fucking chaos right now.

Thomas Chavanacker is giving the news anchor the finger

and there's a confused taxi driver about to be interviewed

about the state of the British economy.

Blimey breaking news just in.

Hide and seat champ dead in cupboard.

Found you.

Anyway, welcome to...

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