Here Lies JVN - Jonathan Van Ness

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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A full English, A hot s**t and Kathy's Anastasia assignment! They came to slay, It's JVN, honey. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Kathy? 6 Feet Under steps away from fantasy and rifles through your real funeral tales. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to [email protected]. A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Guided Meditation Podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.
0:08.0	Time to relax.
0:10.0	Sergei why you on the floor?
0:12.0	Oh my God are you okay?
0:14.0	No, I can't hold your time.
0:15.0	Don't worry, bro, I know the kiss of life!
0:17.0	No!
0:18.0	A second chance? A rebirth?
0:21.0	A rebirth?
0:22.0	Tula? Oh, yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich. A second chance, a rebirth? A rebirth.
0:22.6	Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.
0:24.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Don't warm but that, Mir cut it, with compare the market.
0:29.2	Simples!
0:30.2	Hello kids, it's your Auntie Cath.
0:32.2	Now, as you probably know by now you might hear words like
0:35.0	shit piss and twin in this podcast
0:38.0	oh and k-k-k-t-that's one of my favorites
0:42.0	so if you've got little ears around,
0:44.0	you might want to listen another time.
0:45.9	Or if you like, keep playing.
0:47.5	They might just learn something, the little pruss.
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