Here Lies Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to [email protected] This week in the purgatory waiting room is Modern Family man Jesse Tyler Ferguson! Expect a good job, an anal report and some porn theft. A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcast 1x pre-roll 3x Mid-roll 1x Mid-roll 1x post-roll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, team.
0:00.7	Oh, I feel very newsreader this morning.
0:03.0	Now, you know how this works.
0:04.3	The bonus six feet under episodes are where the real cray-cray fun happens.
0:08.9	Yes, I did say cray-cray.
0:10.0	I'm 56.
0:11.2	So if you do want more of me, the guests, obviously, they're incredible.
0:16.4	And of course, the goddesses, all you have to do is zap on over to old Apple podcasts, just gently
0:23.7	looking at the script there, or visit where there's a will is awake.com. Don't miss out.
0:30.8	Somebody did and they really regretted it. Don't be like them.
0:35.6	Hey there, I'm Mel Gerdroich, Celestial Secretary to the Dealey Departed, or C-S-T-T-T-D, as I like to call it, which sounds like a clinic.
0:46.1	It essentially is a clinic. Look it up.
0:48.8	Speaking of which, which is a strange link, There's been a dad roaming around here
0:54.4	using all sorts of incorrect acronyms.
0:56.6	Come on, man.
0:57.2	I mean, everyone knows Giat means get your act together.
1:01.3	It's a real ruddy mix bunch up here, to be honest.
1:04.3	There's all sorts plonking their peaches on my funereal furniture.
1:07.1	You could say we're a modern family.
1:11.6	Welcome to... Well, there's a wheel. There's a wink. There's a wink. Oh well, my friends. Here today, giving him a side eye, is... I'm sorry I winked, I know, that was too much, everyone's favourite dad, whose ghost will still be organising those family group activities very much against everybody's will. It is the one, it is the only...
1:43.3	Jessie's birds are the son. Jesse! Jesse is birds of the sun.
1:46.0	Jesse!
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