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Hello, I'm Kathy Burke, and welcome to the Scultch Corner of the Podcast sphere,

where the fires are raging, the heat is relentless, and there's only ever a dribble of water left

in your bottle. It's a place of eternal de-idration.

Oh, I'm absolutely starving. What's on the menu for lunch, chef?

Ah, dry toast, and a medley of crackers, lovely. Welcome to?

Where there's a will, there's a way.

As we crawl in our hands and knees to the end of the tunnel of life,

it's time to welcome our guests to this final full stop.

While some podcast find a safe space to talk about their most embarrassing encounters,

we talk about how and when you're going to die. Don't look so glum. It's only downhill from here.

And joining us today to talk about their perfect funeral is the rather marvellous Jack Whitehall.

Jack, Jack, Jack Whitehall. Oh, you get an extra little Jack, Jack, as far as

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