Oh, Godess Charlie, what are you doing? Oh, hi Kathy, I'm just looking for a treat for my tortoise. He's been having a bit of a rough time.

Your tortoise? You kept that quiet.

Oh, yeah, we've had Jeffrey in the family for years. He's seen it all. Climate change, the birth of the internet, Jerry leaving the Spice Girls.

Oh, that was a dark day. So what's up with him at the moment then? I don't really know to be honest,

but I can just sense from his mood he's feeling a bit down.

Well animals have feelings and emotions too.

Many of them can feel joy, sadness, fear and more.

They deserve to have a fulfilled life of their own.

Absolutely and we all have a role to play to improve animals lives because a world that's better for Jeffrey is better for everyone.

Hear, hear goddess!

And as amazing as the RSPCA are, they can't do it alone. They need every one of you dear

listeners to join them and take action for animals. Whether it's donating, volunteering your time,

changing the way you shop, helping local wildlife or campaigning for change,

there is something each of us can do.

Sign me up, goddess.

You can help create a better world for every kind of animal at rspica dot org dot UK forward slash for every kind that's

rspca dot og dot UK forward slash f oar eR-R-E-Y-K-I-N-D, all one word.

Warning, this podcast contains a shit load of swearing.

So if you have little ones in the vicinity you might

want to put some headphones on otherwise let's fuck on. Hello you horrible lot

now hold on to your coughing thrones, because we've got some big news for you.

We're taking the podcast to the stage, with the first ever, where there's a will there's a wait life show ha ha it'll be on Sunday

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