Here Lies Fern Brady

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Gunning down Catford’s cat callers, an interrupted threesome with two Irish men, and a priest ban at her funeral. Oh nooooo… It’s Fern Brady. Check out Fern's latest book, Strong Female Character: The Sunday Times Bestseller, here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strong-Female-Character-Fern-Brady/dp/1914240448?&linkCode=sl1&tag=octopus-instagram-ad-21&linkId=e5166c207f1a919e3f0d3df260a6f288&language=en_GB&ref_=as_li_ss_tl Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Kathy? 6 Feet Under steps away from fantasy and rifles through your real funeral tales. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. A Somethin’ Else and Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts and follow us at @sonypodcasts. To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Barclays, we're here for the land of football.
0:06.0	We're here for the Premier League.
0:09.0	And the Barclays women's super league.
0:12.0	We're here for the football charts.
0:15.0	For giving more girls a chance.
0:18.0	We're here for the grassroots and all the muddy boots.
0:22.0	From schools to stadiums, we're here for it all.
0:27.0	Barclays, here for the land of football.
0:36.0	So, if you've listened to this podcast before,
0:39.0	you'll know words like,
0:41.0	** **, feet are quite heavily.
0:44.0	So, if you've got kids listening,
0:47.0	or you're easily offended,
0:50.0	I'd highly advise you to ****.
0:57.0	Hello, I'm Kathy Burke.
0:59.0	And welcome to this dingy corner of the podcast sphere,
1:03.0	where the doors make a deafening creak.
1:05.0	The toilet seats are permanently up.
1:08.0	And the table is really wobbly,
1:10.0	even though you've stuck a wall of cardboard underneath.
1:12.0	It's a place of eternal inconvenience.
1:16.0	Hang on, I've just got into the front of this 47-mile long queue
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