Kathy, let's be honest, lunch can feel a little bit like a slow march to the grave sometimes, right?

Oh, I know what you mean, goddess Naya. Same old sandwich, same old routine. It's like death by boredom.

Exactly. But listen, you don't actually have to settle for that. Pink Lady Apples are the perfect way to bring your lunch back to life.

Ooh, hoo-hoo! I see what you did there.

Sweet, crunchy and honestly, they're so good they'll make you feel like you've risen from the dead with every bite.

No slicing, no cooking, just grab one and sink your teeth right into the juiciest, crispiest apple around.

Instant lunch redemption.

Oh, I've been saved. Add a packet of pink lady apples to your

shopping basket this week. Warning, this podcast contains a load of swearing. So if you have little ones in

the vicinity, you might want to put some ed phones on. Otherwise, let's f*** crack on.

Hello there. I'm Cathy Burke and welcome to this smouldering oasis down here in the deep ranks of hell. Oh, death, eh? Hmm. It's like a damp Welsh winter. Inevitable,

numbing and about as welcome as a fart in this grand chapel.

Whoa! What in the Aberrithwaithwa's abattoir was that? Goddess, ran! It's a flock of fucked off sheep,

and I don't want to be in their shepherds pie guy.

Welcome to... Where there's a whale, there's a wake.

Whilst we jump on board our tractor and plough towards the bitter end, it's time to welcome

this week's guest to our laboured landscape.

But before we do that, if you want to listen to these episodes, add free and get all the

chit chat between myself and our gorgeous guests.

Kind of admin air I would make.

Oh, by the way.

Bear in mind, my mum's a child protection social worker.

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