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Oh, hello, didn't see you there.

I was just reorganising the celestial lost property.

Someone's left behind a sense of dignity and a half-eaten Kit Kat.

Anyway, I'm Mel, Gedders, Gedroich, spiritual gatekeeper, heavenly head girl,

and the only one up here with access to the good biscuits.

Now, by which I mean fig rolls, the only biscuit.

Today, we've got a new arrival drifting in,

blessed with the luck of the Irish,

the kind that means her toast never lands but a side down,

and she always finds a fiver in her jeans pocket.

Winner, winner, welcome to...

Well, there's a winner.

There's a wink.

There's a way.

Well, we know that somebody has just been through security and the scan went a little bit, a little bit mad for this guest.

Here she is.

Oh yeah.

Check out the footwear.

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