You're listening to Voyage to the Stars a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

Our crew has arrived in Australia ready to face off against nothing.

But are things hopeless?

Let's find out on this voyage to the stars. Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, mortgage to the stars. Captain's law, man, on steamed.

I don't know what I'm going to do with my life,

and I can't even trust people anymore. Just simple trust a guy gives you a

compliment you have a couple laughs and then he lies to your face? shit.

There's a reason why I like being in space instead of back at Earth.

It's a cold, cold place.

But we're at a party now, so this should be fun. All sorts of cool things and I gotta give it to them. The guy knows how to throw a party.

Bounce houses, barbecue, I mean there's something for everybody here. there are 10,000 crab legs over here

hi he has reproduced the Balagio buffet else I think I'm just gonna go ahead I'm gonna confront

your brother no no no talker we have to keep this on the DL. This plan is a foot. We have to, we cannot let first.

It's going to be hard for me to keep things on the DL, not my style. I like to wear it on my sleeve.

I understand that. We just got to keep it.

Look, hi guys.

Mow. Hey, the meat is very fresh. It's, you know, but I'm willing to eat it because

you know when he gets excited, he looks like you when you get excited.

What have you been doing this whole time?

Just rubbing it out to my brother?

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