Hepzibah Smith and Hokey: Character Study

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha discuss another dynamic duo this week - Hepzibah Smith and Hokey the House Elf! Though he only gets to see them for one pensieve memory, Harry doesn't withhold his judgment of Hepzibah and Hokey tugs at his heartstrings enough to activate a newfound passion for Hermione's society, SPEW.

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0:00.0	Hepsuba Smith and Hokie.
0:03.0	May I have your attention please.
0:08.0	May I have your attention please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:16.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters. All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.1	Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.6	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.6	I'm Alice.
0:32.8	And I'm Martha.
0:34.1	And today we're here to talk about Hepsuba Smith and Hokey the House elf.
0:39.5	Much awaited character study.
0:41.8	I know that when we announced we were doing character studies all those many years ago,
0:46.2	everyone said, where is the Hepsuba Smith character study that I have been wanting to find?
0:51.9	I'm trying to emulate that guy at the Slug Club Christmas party.
0:56.6	Where is the biography of Harry Potter?
0:59.9	I thought you were going to be like when, uh,
1:03.0	he seemed to draw him out of thin air.
1:06.6	Yeah, that too.
1:07.6	Pull up Snape out of thin air.
1:09.5	While even Setheris.
1:12.6	Yeah.
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