From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

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I'm Bill Curtis and here is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago.

Peter Sago.

Thank you Bill.

Thank you everybody.

Thank you all so much.

We're very excited about this week's show because later on we're going to be joined by the

man who is genuinely too nice to be in the entertainment industry.

That's the actor Henry Winkler.

I know.

But first, you know, it was one of those weeks where it was a little hard to find anything

good in the week's news, but we are going to do our best.

We are, however, going to have a moment of silence during the show.

Actually, if our jokes get the usual response, we'll have a fair number of them.

But please don't you be silent.

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