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Henry & Heidi - Haagen-Dazs

Henry & Heidi

Henry Rollins

Spokenword, Comedy, Heidimay, 21361, Punkrock, Music, Henryrollins

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Henry Rollins and Heidi May come to you with their first ever podcast, Heidi & Henry. Eighth episode: Haagen-Dazs

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Car 54 car 54

0:10.1

car 54

0:12.0

please go to Henry Rawling's office. He's broken another one of the rules.

0:18.8

Don't break the rules. That's one of the rules. Don't break or talk about the rules.

0:25.0

I don't know if you remember. You're probably way too young to remember this fabulous

0:29.4

listeners, but there used to be a show called Mayberry RFD and Don Knotts played, you know, the skinny cop with Barney Fife, was that his name?

0:38.6

Was it called the Andy Griffith show? Andy Griffith show?

0:40.8

I thought was Mayberry RFD. That's where they lived. Okay. Well, anyway, thanks,

0:46.3

popular culture woman. Anyway, there was a show that had some cops on it. Anyway, Don Nas's character characters Barney Fife, right? I always thought

0:54.7

Don Knox was hot. There's something really foxy about him. Please help me. I'm stuck in a podcast with Heidi me and I'm obviously Henry

1:07.7

Rawlings anyway in one episode he's breaking some new guy in or something and

1:12.2

he goes here at the rock and people in the room turn around because this place has never been referred to as the rock.

1:19.0

Well I think that in at Mayberry the local drunkos into,

1:23.2

he lets himself into the cell,

1:25.1

they don't even have to lock it

1:26.1

because he drives himself out.

1:27.3

Anyway, Don Nott says in that great high voice,

1:30.8

here at the Rock, there's two rules rule one obey all rules

1:38.3

rule two no writing on the wall and that being said, it is time to start another podcast

1:47.0

where I must be very careful, not to do anything wrong,

1:52.0

and not to step outside of the lines painted on the ground in bright colors.

1:59.7

You step over the line, it's going to be hell to pay for you, Mr Rawlings. And in my past, I have

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