Helpless

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

It’s Buffy’s 18th birthday, and she can’t wait to celebrate with her dad at the ice show, but if history tells us anything it’s that Buffy’s birthdays are never filled with cotton candy and triple salchows! While on patrol, Buffy isn’t feeling herself, and #GASP her slayer powers are waning! As if things couldn’t get any worse for the birthday girl, Buffy’s dad cancels on her and Giles starts injecting her with stuff to dull her slayer powers. Sure, the council made him do it, but we're FURIOUS and don't give an Amy's ass about your excuses, Sir! Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about abstinence, Beetlejuice impersonators, and mommy issues! And don’t forget to follow us on Instagram at @the_rewatcher for special content!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.6	Previously on the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.9	Buffy enters the room and she's on a fucking mission now.
0:21.8	That's fucking go.
0:22.8	Damn, your mom's a piece of shit.
0:24.4	I'm going to neglect the last hole.
0:25.8	He's going to jiles the shit.
0:27.6	Okay.
0:28.7	Take the jiles by the horns, she says.
0:31.4	Even the mayor will be there.
0:33.4	And I said, uh-oh.
0:36.0	Might I remind you that you fucked jiles.
0:38.5	Fucking shady, Sheila.
0:39.8	Shady, Sheila.
0:40.6	Shady, shit, stir, Sheila.
0:42.1	Bitch.
0:43.2	It's a raid.
0:44.3	Joyce chloroforms, Buffy.
0:46.4	Yeah, she is the fuckery.
0:47.9	That is a fuckery.
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