Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.
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| 0:31.4 | haven't listened to it yet, here's a little |
| 0:33.4 | a moosebush. Now banking is an exact thing. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. We |
| 0:38.9 | don't have the milk. There are cow available. Are ready for my toss? Go on. Here we go. Are we ready in the studio? |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah. In three, two, one. |
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| 1:05.8 | is often associated with the themes of love and relationships and over time our |
| 1:10.0 | relationships with loved ones platonic or otherwise can change. |
| 1:14.0 | Take us for example. When I first met you I thought you were and I've met this |
| 1:19.0 | no secret a bit pompous and that we'd never get along. |
| 1:22.2 | Charming. But now after getting to know you |
| 1:24.0 | I'm working on not judging a book by its cover |
| 1:26.0 | I'm proud to say you're one of my closest friends. |
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