Help There’s Pubes In My Pencil Case
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and needed to exorcise some very strong heterosexual energy from the flat, while Jordan is starting to panic about hosting his first dinner party at the new house. They also go over your dilemmas including a very chatty boss and some risqué behaviour on a train.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Help I Sexed My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the |
| 0:10.4 | challenges of modern day life and the Swinging 21st Century Questions and finding solutions |
| 0:16.0 | to those everyday dilemmas. Like is it bad etiquette to ask people to move off the dance |
| 0:20.3 | floor so you can do the worm? How do you know I can do the worm? I've not done the worm |
| 0:24.6 | in ages. Can you do the worm? Don't want me to do it now. No, I've |
| 0:28.0 | not. I'm not because I'm in a new shacket. Are you? Thanks, not what I think and I don't |
| 0:32.3 | want to get crap all on it. But yeah, that used to be my party trick. I could do the |
| 0:35.3 | worm. Well, can you do the worm? No. Okay. Can you do the worm? It's got you too |
| 0:39.4 | hotty. Sorry. The wrestler that used to do the worm on WWE WF was he big into the |
| 0:45.5 | saving the benders? No, it's WWE now. And our tie dye trousers |
| 0:50.5 | tasteful. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, |
| 0:53.5 | tie dye half sip next. I used to have a tie dye beanie baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is |
| 0:59.4 | that the one she used to do Bible stories with? Yep. I think the tie dye beanie |
| 1:04.2 | baby was probably Mary of Nazareth. I can't remember. But what's the difference |
| 1:08.8 | between Mary of Nazareth, Mary the Virgin Mary and Mary Madeline? Well, Mary |
| 1:14.8 | Madeline. I always thought Mary Madeline, the Mary was the same person. No, very, very |
| 1:19.3 | different. She watched his feet on crust, then she's sorry, Jesus. Yeah. So where was |
| 1:26.2 | the Virgin Mary's Jesus' mother? Yeah. So where did Mary Madeline come from? Did |
| 1:30.4 | she or she a friend of his? I don't know where she came from, press which I don't |
| 1:33.6 | know, but she was the one who washed the feet and Jesus was very compassionate towards |
| 1:39.4 | because she had a job she may or may not have wanted to do. We'll get Tom the Vicaron, |
| 1:44.1 | we'll ask him. Yeah, okay. Oh, I need to tell you about Tom the Vicar actually. And |
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