Hello, it's Bob Mortimer here. My first novel, The Sat Summa Complex, is a story about 10 days in the life of a lonely bloke called Gary, who meets the girl of his dreams and then loses her.

Will he ever be happy again? Will he ever find another love? Or will he end up in prison for the rest of his life?

Check out The Sat Summa Complex and yeah, how the canpachu on me!

The Sat Summa Complex, the Sunday Times bestseller by Bob Mortimer, out now in paperback and available in store.

Oh, I have eaten like a king in the past few days.

You have had a lot of bread. I have had so...

I didn't realise that's all really it takes to make you happy as a French dick and that's that.

Honestly, I've said it before, I've said it again. I like what I don't know and I like.

And the food here, all those little crappy portions at the given hour.

Just fill up on bread.

I've taken you all this way and you've just eaten bread.

I've just eaten bread, I feel so f**k.

Well, you look it.

Welcome along to Help I Seisted My Boss.

Helpful advice for the daily struggles of modern life.

Well, that was the plan. Until Jordan turned up.

Much to William's displeasure, Jordan has no filter and some of you may find what follows.

Attab defensive. If you think you can't handle it, press your pause button now.

Hello and welcome to Help I Seisted My Boss for another episode from Monaco.

This is the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions.

And finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. Like, what should you do when it's absolutely persistent it down?

When you're abroad, what should you do?

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