Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy
Help I Sexted My Boss
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🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Help I Sexed My Boss is coming up in just a moment, and you can watch every episode on YouTube |
| 0:07.6 | too, which means you don't just hear the awkward questions, you get to see William's reaction |
| 0:12.0 | when Jordan asks things like, have you ever seen a fanny? |
| 0:16.4 | Head over to the Help I Sexed My Boss YouTube channel to watch last week's episode, and this one is over there too if you fancy a visual replay later. Subscribe now and you'll go to the help I've sexed my boss YouTube channel to watch last week's episode and this one is over |
| 0:21.1 | there too if you fancy a visual replay later. Subscribe now and you'll get a notification whenever there's |
| 0:26.9 | something new to watch. Just before we start the episode, we were talking to social Joe who's in today. |
| 0:33.6 | She's brought treats. Thank you. It's knelted when she's not here. I was asking about her cats and she said, and I quote, one is very stupid and one is very bitchy. And all at the same time, everyone in the room went, just night in this podcast. Charming. Cheers. |
| 1:01.3 | Hello and welcome to help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 1:06.5 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. |
| 1:10.6 | Like, what should you do when your date brings out a yellow lolly during sexy time? Oh, yes, of course. Yeah, just check it before you lick it. And the lolly. Or, how do we find an excuse to roleplay as old ladies again? Did that go down well? Yes, I think so. Yeah, not with Saga, but it went down well with everyone else. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? |
| 1:27.6 | But we're not usual like any answer, are we? William Wellhung Hansen. For heaven's sake. No, we're not Jordan Pocket Rocket North. I'm more high maintenance. You're more highway maintenance. And that's from Stephanie. Thank you very much indeed. Thank you, Stephanie. Ironically, they've given me big willy distillery gin. |
| 1:47.9 | Oh, Stephanie. Ironically, they've given me big willy distillery gin. |
| 1:47.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:48.4 | I'm sure there was some thought behind that. |
| 1:50.7 | There's so many different types of gin. |
| 1:52.3 | No, he can't keep up. |
| 1:53.6 | I know. |
| 1:54.0 | You like a good old-fashioned. |
| 1:55.5 | Go up a bit more for me today. |
| 1:57.5 | It's been one of them weeks. |
| 1:58.7 | Okay. |
| 1:59.4 | Yeah, but you never drink it. Well, not that much. Well, for God's, I can't win. Okay, and we'll do the debone. This week's toast goes to Danielle, who sent us a video of her listening to the podcast in the car. Now, the production team have told us to watch it. We've got a screen here. So, Jordan, describe what we see whilst I finish. Oh, is this like a hazard theory test? I need to click. It's dash cam footage. Driving along a yellow box. It's fascinating. Oh, I can hear you. What's she doing? What's she doing? Oh! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Just basically like doing that on. Oh my gosh. Oh my God. She's basically like doing that on. Oh, my gosh. It wasn't a crash. It wasn't a crash. It was a bump. Let's not be dramatic. Okay. She didn't swear because if that were me, I'd be going, you're cockhead! We see that again? So it wasn't actually her fault. So if your insurers are listening, get in touch because we'll back you up, Danielle. |
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