Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2024
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.
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| 0:00.0 | On today's episode of Help I Sexted my boss, |
| 0:03.0 | Is it strange to have photos of your brother around your house? |
| 0:06.3 | It is not. We're talking shit. |
| 0:08.8 | Literally, I've had another colonic, you'll probably tell. |
| 0:12.1 | I confirm that you can literally put an egg on out and if your boyfriend stores his urine in the refrigerator you'll relate to a listener dilemma. |
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