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We're heading into autumn, one of my favourite seasons, which is great because it's evenings on the sofa, watching the telly, draw the curtains, light a fancy candle, just perfect. And what will you be enjoying particularly on the television? Strictly, of course. Oh, that's what you were singing. Okay. It is perfect for this time of air, in it?

It is.

I like looking at all the different dresses and seeing who's on it. Who are you most looking forward to watching this year? My radio colleague, Vicky Patterson. Yes, I'm behind her. Behind Vicky all the way. What are you going to be watching? I'm going to be watching Bake Off as well, buns, tarts, soggy bottoms and even more innuendo

than this very podcast. How is that possible? Well, I know. Alison Hammond is brilliant on that. She is excellent, yes. And I love Prue Leith and her funny glasses. She must have a wardrobe for glasses. Yes, she's the new day metna. Anyway, a TV licence covers you to watch all live TV channels, plus everything on BBC iPlayer.

To find out more, go to tvl.com.com.com. Are we ready? All right, recording. Okay, we're all good? I feel like it's a bit of tension in the studio. No, there's no tension, Jordan, don't be silly. Are we all good? We're all good. Yeah, is he? Yeah, Jack. Yeah. Ben. Hi, guys. Yeah, Rodrigo. Yeah, all good. Oh, good. Okay, Ben, smiles, please. Energy. Help William. Yes, I'm fine. I'm here too. Smiles, please, energy, energy. All right. Are you okay? I'm fine. Good.

Two tablespoons of ambition, three times a day, me, love.

Hello, and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. Like, what should you do if you and your partner have very different opinions when it comes to takeaway sharing etiquette? Or, what do you do when your best friend is in hospital and you have to turn on mute to hide you giggling? You bitch. Ben, he was, I know you're off, but he was... Ben's obviously caught up with our assets from us. Oh, you have? Oh, well done. It was Dutch and go. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed your boss? But we are not your usual dilemma daddies. Oh, we're not? That is not sticking. Are we not? No. I like it. I'm not sure I do. Why? We're not your usual dilemma daddy slash agony answer.

Ohie, William Hansen, the UK's lead. Are we not? No. I like it. I'm not sure I do. Why? We're not your usual dilemma daddy slash agony answer.

Owee. William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not Jordan Orr's capital breakfast show host. I'm more S&M, you're more M&S. Yes. That's from Jules. I'm not S&M unless S&M stands for something. No, you are Essent.

What does Essence? What do you mean?

What?

What?

Say no massacism, isn't it?

Yeah.

M&S.

You're very MNS. Unless S&M stands for something... No, you are, S&M. What do you mean?

What?

Say no massacism, isn't it?

Yeah.

M&S.

You're very M&S. Well, contractually I am, but I genuinely do love M&S. But contractually or non-contractually, I'm not S&M. I just want to make that perfectly clear. Do you love S&M though? more F and M, Fultoneman Mason But not

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