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🗓️ 21 September 2008

⏱️ 33 minutes

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The 45th ever Bugle podcast, from 2008. Written and presented by Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:18.0	Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue number 45 of the Bugle the world's leading and only
0:24.0	audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:26.2	We're the week beginning Monday the 22nd of September 2008 with me Andy Zoltzmann in London
0:31.7	and in the unholy city of Los Angeles.
0:35.8	John Oliver.
0:36.8	What are you talking about on holy city?
0:38.8	Let's go for a second John.
0:40.1	God hates Los Angeles.
0:41.5	Hello by the way Bugleers, hello Andy.
0:44.0	That was nearly a very informal start.
0:46.5	I'm not, that's not what I'm about, about formality if nothing else.
0:50.4	This is probably the furthest distance between us of any Bugle yet and he'd
0:54.2	London to LA, about eight hour time difference, around 5,000 miles and you're eight hours ahead
0:59.4	you may get the joke slightly before I do, don't spoil the form.
1:03.8	And I'm here in LA because I'll have to go to the Emmys tonight where for the first time
1:08.2	in my life Andy I'll be wearing a full tuxedo which I was led to believe is the item of clothing
1:14.3	which makes men look the best they possibly can and if that's true then let me tell you
1:18.6	I've got nothing.
1:21.1	As I looked at the mirror I didn't look suave.
1:23.2	I looked like I'd just been in barmed and was about to be lowered into a grave.
1:27.4	I was imagining I was going to look like James Bond surrounded by women in bikinis, not grieving relatives.
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