Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo
Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Help is brought to you by WhatsApp from Meta. |
| 0:04.1 | Now we use WhatsApp every day to make help as sex with my boss. |
| 0:07.0 | We share stories from our next episode, make plans and remind Jordan not to be late. |
| 0:11.8 | Just use a little passive-aggressive comment in there. |
| 0:14.2 | And Jordan will message with what time we're making tomorrow and the message above is. |
| 0:17.5 | See you tomorrow at 10 o'clock in the morning. |
| 0:19.5 | It's all via WhatsApp. |
| 0:20.8 | It is. It's also the first place we go when something big happens, |
| 0:23.6 | no matter what it is, maybe a win that we want to celebrate with friends, |
| 0:26.8 | like when Burnley got promoted. |
| 0:28.7 | Up the Clarets. Thank you. |
| 0:30.4 | Or it's something not so good, like when I was given the wrong knife that time in a restaurant, |
| 0:35.3 | still going on about it. |
| 0:36.4 | Either way, WhatsApp is where we usually head to. |
| 0:39.6 | What makes us feel comfortable is that WhatsApp provides multiple built-in layers of protection. |
| 0:44.8 | So we know that we never have to depend only on one defence when it comes to our personal privacy. |
| 0:50.0 | They actually have some new features to help with this, like ChatLock. |
| 0:53.6 | This adds an extra layer of protection to your chats from anyone who has physical access to |
| 0:58.4 | device. |
| 0:59.1 | Well, this has been a saving grace when we're sharing our complaints about producer Ben. |
| 1:02.5 | And there's two factor authentication which keeps hackers and scammers out of your profile. |
| 1:07.3 | We feel safe connected on WhatsApp as we know that nobody, not even WhatsApp, can read our messages, |
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