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Help I Sexted My Boss

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🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William is slowly coming to terms with the fact that not everyone’s childhood Christmas tree looked quite like his. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving wine pairing etiquette, giving souvenirs as presents, and accidentally defecating on holiday.

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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life,
0:18.3	answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like how did you tell your partner they've been masturbating in their sleep? And how'd you tell your co-host to stop being such a scrooge and to just put up their Christmas tree? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed as your boss? But we're not not usual love daddies, are we, William Hanson.
0:37.8	No, wait, dilemma daddies, not love daddies. Who's doing the script this way?
0:41.9	No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more Christmas cracker. You're more Fismus turkey.
0:46.3	And that's from John.
0:47.4	Christmas turkey. Thanks, John.
0:49.3	I'm hearing me out.
0:50.2	Yeah?
0:51.1	Might not be having turkey this year.
0:53.0	Oh, do you fancy a goose?
0:55.2	Mm.
0:56.2	What are you going to have?
0:57.3	Don't take it so you're doing a nut roast.
0:59.2	I think a bit of ham.
1:00.6	Ham?
1:01.2	Not like, from packet, but yeah.
1:03.8	Billy Bear.
1:06.3	Ham.
1:07.0	The gammon.
1:10.4	Why, why? Well, but you can't, the thing about turkey is. I do love, I do. A gammon? Why?
1:11.8	But you can't, the thing about turkey is...
1:14.3	I do love... I'm not one of those that goes.
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