Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, your dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a paid advertisement from Better Help. |
| 0:02.5 | Do you know what? |
| 0:03.0 | I know we joke about it, but I do think everyone should give their relationship a good MOT every now and then. |
| 0:08.3 | Oh yes, absolutely. |
| 0:09.3 | It's good to reset and make sure you're still on the same page. |
| 0:12.1 | And to make sure those green flags aren't suddenly turning red? |
| 0:15.3 | What are some of your relationship green flags, William? |
| 0:18.2 | Sharing tops and jumpers and all that. |
| 0:20.5 | Because you share tops, but you don't share bottoms, do you? No, we don't. No, different leg size. So we can't do that. I'm eating fish when I'm away. Does Mikey eat fish when you're away? Yes, but that's better than eating fish when I'm there. Yeah, okay. I just wish you'd sort of, you know, run a smelly candle, so we, you know, can fumigate the house. |
| 0:38.6 | And building all my furniture for me, putting his, you know, skill set to good use. |
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| 1:06.9 | sextid. Have I got enough makeup on, seriously? Don't start on the makeup. |
| 1:11.3 | Why? |
| 1:14.3 | I took my brushes home last week to clean them, and I forgot to bring them back. |
| 1:16.9 | I'm literally, I'm basically bareback. |
| 1:18.4 | Well, wow, okay. |
| 1:19.9 | That's a great way to say. |
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