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Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern day life,

answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas,

like what should you do if put play turns into piss play?

Or what should you do if thousands of people have watched James Buckley call you a briefcase wanker?

And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss?

But we are not your usual agony, answer, are we?

William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert.

No, we're not, Jordan North, radio and TV presenter.

I'm more heatwave, you're more crime wave.

That's from Jump Cut Jack himself. Cheers, Jack. Thank you. What sort of crimes do you think, other than fashion, what sort of crimes do you think Jordan's committed? Go on, Jack, jump on, no bedon. Hi, boys. Hi, Jack. Look. What? Oh, that's, he could never be a pilot. No. He can't be a pilot if you call Jack. What sort of crimes? What crimes? So there's some crimes on the paddle courts. Oh. I'm playing after this. Are you? Are you? Oh, you're not going to the gym? No. It's paddle. Okay. We should just say, Jack is on the mic because literally everyone is on holiday. Everyone's on holiday on Instagram at the

moment. I should have taken the week off myself. Ben, Izzy, Stu. Chairman Emeritus Stewart.

Zofia. Where's he gone? North Wales. That's a holiday term. South Wales. How are you going to check

out the North Wales I have? I like to give them a bit of my money and all with the economy being down over there and stuff. So I've gone over there to North Wales. I'm not sure the economy is, I don't know. I've gone over to North Wales, who's called his jacket. You used to show them a bit of culture and how the proper Welsh do it. Wow. Okay. Hello to our former Welsh listeners. No, they'll like that. In real, they'll love that that. That's North Wales, isn't it? Yes, Rill, I believe as Welsh, yes. I believe, I'm going to pour the G&D, but I believe you, Jordan, first time in eight years, have... That is not true. You make out like I do zero prep for this show. I actually do. We just have different methods, that's all. I'm being a wicked old tease. Oh, you've been a wicked old witch. Oh, you've got a toast for us. I would like to toast some gene dealers that have seen out in the wild over the past week. We're not at Whipsnade Zoo. So first of, oh, that's a tiny portion. It's one measure. Get a double in there. You never drink the damn thing.

I'm doing today.

I like to loosen up before paddle.

So I hear you.

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