Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret
Help I Sexted My Boss
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing to let Producer Ben read the dilemmas - even if it means saving himself from feeling carsick. After getting over Ben's monotone voice, they tackle your dilemmas involving accidentally sexting your barber and how to shave your pubes for the first time.
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| 0:00.0 | William and Jordan will be here in just a moment. Once you've finished this episode, |
| 0:06.6 | get the Teen Commandments lined up to play next for more shocking stories guaranteed to make |
| 0:12.2 | you laugh. Sarah Cox and her best mate Claire Hamilton share brilliantly embarrassing tales |
| 0:17.0 | from their teen years, along with hilarious listener stories, from bunking off school |
| 0:21.7 | for a shag to unfortunate toilet incidents involving a boob tube jumpsuit. |
| 0:26.8 | Just search the Teen Commandments now and get it ready to play next. |
| 0:36.3 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 0:43.7 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. |
| 0:48.7 | Like, what should you do when you get your horse to cross a bridge? |
| 0:52.5 | How'd you get to sleep after you've downed half a pint |
| 0:54.5 | buckfast live on stage? That's why I couldn't sleep last night. It's your own fault. That's why I couldn't sleep last night. It's full of caffeine. I didn't realize it's full of caffeine, isn't it? Yeah, no. If only someone had said, don't even bring that buck fast on stage. Half past two. are you going to be |
| 1:11.2 | are you |
| 1:12.2 | are you in that mood |
| 1:13.3 | today |
| 1:13.6 | is that even bring that buck fast on stage. Half past two. Are you going to be, are you, are we, are you in |
| 1:12.9 | that mood today? Is that, is that how we're starting? Contrary. Is that, is that the William |
| 1:18.4 | Hanson we get in today? We've got one more day and then you go on holiday. It was a great moment |
| 1:22.3 | that brought the house down just because you literally the highlight of the show. Yeah, because |
| 1:27.4 | you spent days hours months |
| 1:29.4 | and weeks working on the songs and I come on with bookfast and it brings the house down I get it |
| 1:35.0 | I get it recollections may vary I get it I'd be the same I'd be the same well good last |
| 1:41.3 | night I couldn't sleep last night all right how'd you get sleep after you've downed half a pint of bookfast live on stage in Glasgow? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we are not usual agoniance, are we William Hanson, the UK's lead in etiquette expert? No, we're not, Jordan North radio presenter. I'm more sitting on tour buses. You're more kisses on my bussy. |
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