Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get probed in the wrong hole.
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| 0:00.0 | You're right? Yeah. Just for everyone wondering, you did make it through the operation. You're not dead. I'm not dead. No. And sorry that you all had to witness me just eat an egg butty then. I know that wasn't nice. Yes. Yeah. You literally had a wall over your face. Can you actually feel what you're eating? Are you still a bit numb? No, I can still feel it. Okay. So good, so good. |
| 0:22.9 | Smile. your face. Can you actually feel what you're eating? Are you still a bit numb? No, I can still feel it. Okay. |
| 0:21.4 | It's all good. |
| 0:22.1 | It's all good. |
| 0:22.9 | Smile. |
| 0:24.8 | I can't. |
| 0:25.5 | Oh, don't. |
| 0:35.2 | Sorry. I'll try not to make you laugh. Right. I will try my best for this episode, Gene Devers. I'm going to warn you, there might be a lot of slurring. I might sound a bit like Elmerford at times and there could be even more mumbling |
| 0:37.0 | so. |
| 0:37.9 | Oh good. |
| 0:38.8 | Oh shit. |
| 0:39.9 | Oh, don't, please don't plan to be safe. I might sound a bit like Elmer Fudd at times, and there could be even more mumbling. |
| 0:38.3 | Oh, good. |
| 0:39.2 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh, please don't plan to be a sandwich real well. I think that's a stitch. |
| 0:42.9 | I'm not even joking. |
| 0:45.0 | This happened overnight. |
| 0:46.6 | I know you said you had to pull a stitch out of the back of my throat. |
| 0:56.3 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the |
| 1:01.1 | challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to |
| 1:06.6 | those everyday dilemmas, like what should you do if you turn up to a date with two |
| 1:10.7 | different shoes on? Or what should you do when your mum asks you to change the batteries in a vibrator? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual spunky servants, are we, William Hanson? No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm more rainbow flag. You're more weekend stag. I love that. Who's that from? Or is that an O.G. Is that one of ours? It was from somebody. Thank you, somebody. That was lovely. Yeah, there you go. Apparently, we did the same I'm more, Yourmore, last week. We didn't notice. Sometimes things slip through the net, you know, that it just happens. I love the fact that they've given you spunky servants with two S's to say the week after you've had an operation on your mouth. Spunky servants. You did send me a little video of you almost the day after your operation and you did sound like Louis Spence. Did I? Yeah. We'll get all those videos up and post and everything. Well, I'm not sure because you're quite rude in it. |
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