Hello and welcome to Hell by Sex of My Baths, the podcast where we help you navigate the

challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions

to everyday dilemmas. Like how do you react if you get recognised in the street? And can

you really tell someone that you hate their new haircut?

I did get Mikey. And of course, no, because we'll tell you all about this later on, but

we went from here all this week and everyone was complimenting Mikey at these new hair.

Yeah. Jay's like, yeah, short back inside, yeah, I've got tram lines with me, eyebrows

as well, you see. Do you remember when everyone used to get tram lines in their eyebrows?

No? No.

Do you know what tram lines are? Yes, I do. I bet James had tram lines, didn't he?

James did not have tram lines. And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally

sexed at your boss, but we're not, you're usually like any aunts. Are we William Huntson,

UK's leading etiquette expert? No, we're not Jordan North co-presenter of

going home with Vick and Jordan. I need to get me head round that.

Going home with Vick and Jordan. Anyway, who? No, we're not Jordan North. I haven't done

my own, I'm more your more. No, we're not Jordan North co-presenter of going home with

Vick and Jordan. I'm more, this is a fencing one for you. I'm more on guard, you're more

on menurves. It was a last minute one. I'll be honest. It's the last minute. It's not

the best. Not the best. Not the best. Should we pull some gin and the bun, I'll have to

let you know, Gene Divers, that William is insisting that our help eye sex in my boss

merchandise glasses have been stolen from our studio. They're not here. Even though

the cameras and everything else is all there, somebody's coming and just stolen our

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