Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!
Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse anecdotes and train terrors, there's always time for your dilemmas, which include whether it's okay to sleep with your child's teacher or use someone's dirty toilet paper.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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| 0:00.0 | William and Jordan will be here in just a moment. Once you've finished this episode, |
| 0:06.6 | get the Teen Commandments lined up to play next for more shocking stories guaranteed to make |
| 0:12.2 | you laugh. Sarah Cox and her best mate Claire Hamilton share brilliantly embarrassing tales |
| 0:17.0 | from their teen years, along with hilarious listener stories, from bunking off school |
| 0:21.7 | for a shag to unfortunate toilet incidents involving a boob tube jumpsuit. |
| 0:26.7 | Just search the Teen Commandments now and get it ready to play next. |
| 0:35.0 | But Debs, thank you for writing in and sharing that with us. |
| 0:37.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.3 | You really shouldn't have done. |
| 0:40.1 | Because you have just said that, you have officially earned the title of Creative Co-Director. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, yeah! |
| 0:50.0 | Just before we start the episode, we're on the tour bus and we're crossing over the Welsh Bridge, what's it called? |
| 0:55.6 | The second seven crossing. |
| 0:57.4 | The second seven crossing. |
| 0:59.9 | So yeah, here we go. |
| 1:01.2 | Gorgeous bridge. |
| 1:02.5 | Quiet please, wags. |
| 1:03.7 | They are quiet. |
| 1:04.5 | No, they're not. |
| 1:05.1 | They're giggling. |
| 1:06.0 | Wags and schlegs. |
| 1:07.1 | Be quiet, please. |
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