Hey there, Tied Mum, are you ready for a hilarious escape? We know you've got some wild stories, the kind you wouldn't share at a play date.

I'm Sophia and I'm Emma.

And welcome to the Secret Mum Club where no story is too outrageous.

Like the time a mum transformed her baby into a tiny fake tan superstar.

Or when another mum's Sparday turned into a dairy disaster.

We embrace the chaos of motherhood with open arms and open ears.

Just search for the secret where we help you navigate the

challenges of modern life

answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday

problems and dilemmas like what should you do if you can't get to sleep we could

perhaps listen to me on BBC Sound Sleeping Forecast.

What's that?

It's where I read something to you, you can play it and fall to sleep.

Okay.

How do you forgive someone who went to Glasto without you?

I had in my diary ahead of this. I can remember this time last year I put in my diary. Do not record

sexted because well but you weren't too bad to be fair but madam over here was so

flipping miserable I was pretty bad yeah but not compared I was so bad I was

cheery chops I missed ettone j went and watched it at home.

Right. And I've got Elton John in my toilet.

That sounds weird.

Why have you got him in your loo?

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