Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance
Help I Sexted My Boss
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🗓️ 24 February 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to help I Sected My Boss, the podcast where we helped you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering the 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. |
| 0:16.9 | Like, what should you do if you accidentally sent out, you save a date for your Thursday wedding? |
| 0:21.6 | I'll get your shit by that. |
| 0:38.2 | Why? I think people can get married on whatever day after the week they want. Why are you being? No, I'm all for your wedding, your rules. Oh, hell, I'm getting a bit of shit for that. Or how would you tell your friend that they don't have a fishy fanny? and what should you do if you've accidentally texted your boss? |
| 0:38.2 | But we're not usually laggingy, William Hanson, the UK's leading in. How would you tell your friend that they don't have a fishy fanny? And what should you do if you've accidentally texted your boss? |
| 0:54.3 | But we're not usually like any answer. Ohie, William Hanson, the UK's lead in etiquette expert. No, we're not. Jordan North, radio presenter. I'm more high maintenance. You're more highway maintenance. That's from Stephanie. Also, I'd like to say, out of the two of us, I'm not the high maintenance one. Producer Ben, would you agree? |
| 0:56.2 | For the audio, I'm doing the high-maintenance one. Producer Ben, would you agree? |
| 0:54.5 | For the audio, I'm doing my Gary Neville meme impression there. |
| 0:58.3 | Hi, guys. Hello. |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah, Jordan keeps on doing impressions of memes, which is slightly cringy. |
| 1:05.0 | No, I'm joking. I love it, Jordan. I love the impressions. They make me laugh. |
| 1:09.0 | He's come straight in, right? First minute there, two foot a tackle, because I did say to him over all weekend away, and it was very harsh, and I had to apologise to his wife. I said, when you kiss your wife, it gives me the ick, which is very harsh and not funny. So he's come straight. And I appreciate that. He's basically Roy Keene to me. You know, |
| 1:29.1 | when Roy Keene went back in and... Who's Roy Keene? Basically snapped Harland. Oh, I like their |
| 1:33.6 | songs. That's Keene. Don't matter. But I deserve that. So you've come two-footed in there. Good |
| 1:40.2 | on you. What are you going to say anyway? Yeah, who's more high maintenance? |
| 1:46.2 | I would say in different ways. |
| 1:49.5 | You're both quite high maintenance. |
| 1:51.6 | Get off that fence. |
| 1:51.6 | I'm not high maintenance. |
| 1:53.7 | Like, all right, let's just bring up the tour. |
| 1:57.9 | Who's insisting that they're called creative director? That's not called high maintenance, that's called correct billing. I think you're both lovely. Thank you, Ben. Thank you. But I also think that William's saying that people can do their wedding as they like it when he's sort of insulted people who just do like an evening due of their wedding. It's like a bad thing. It's just interesting. Who just do an evening day? |
| 2:17.9 | I just mean who people who do an evening thing. |
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