Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in Hollywood?
There’s also plenty of dilemmas to solve regarding the etiquette of sending sympathy cards and the pitfalls of having a monster-sized member.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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| 0:00.0 | Your dilemma divas will be here in just a moment. |
| 0:05.2 | Before we catch up with William and Jordan, have you watched the show on YouTube yet? |
| 0:09.5 | Their recent episode is a particularly good one to watch to see Jordan's genuine reaction to William's huge news. |
| 0:16.9 | Search for Health I Sexted My Boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you get notified every time a new episode is released. |
| 0:24.4 | Entering the timer. Lucky old timer. Three, two, one. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh, I'm sick of this timer. Doing that timer, as a child, if there was a button, I would press it. I was obsessed with buttons, levers and knobs. |
| 0:39.0 | You got a button, I'll press it. |
| 0:41.1 | You got a lever, I'll pull it. |
| 0:43.1 | You got a knob. |
| 0:44.0 | I'll do whatever you like. |
| 0:50.8 | Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 0:57.1 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. |
| 1:01.4 | Like, how do you react to another one of Jordy's rants? |
| 1:04.2 | I haven't been ranting. |
| 1:05.4 | It's just... |
| 1:06.2 | Sorry, were you not present last week? |
| 1:09.0 | Observations. |
| 1:10.1 | You called it. |
| 1:11.1 | Can I just do another George's ranch? I am not. I don't know why did Jonathan an impression. I'm not, John. After a luxury crossover episode from Friday. And how do you tell your other half, you're not into pegging? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted you bust? But we're not usually like any answer. Are we William Hanson? No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm more luxury spa deep tissue massage. Your more darkroom, Kleenex, tissue discharge. Oh. And that's from Archie. Archie. Do you know him? Archie, I'm not one to judge, but going by your name, that's proper posh by humour. I more luxury deep tissue, man, I said, you're more luxury north. Darkroom Kleenex tissue discharge. Having that one, Rory? Ha! Ha! I said, I said he's more dark room, Kleenex tissue discharge. You're having that? Probably find him in a pub near you. Uh-huh. Henry, did you hear what I just say? Yeah. |
| 2:03.0 | Would you like to pour the G&D this week whilst I read this substantial message from Frere and Lincoln? |
| 2:08.9 | Alby mother. Who is going to get the toast. She says, hi guys. I'm writing to show you that your logo has made it into my lever's shirt. |
| 2:17.1 | I'm 16, so don't worry. I've been a G&Diva for a while now and just wanted to say that your logo has made it into my lever's shirt. I'm 16, so don't worry. I've been a |
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