I want to tell you about a little secret of mine. It's called the Secret Mum Club and

it's a brand new podcast that's all about the little secrets that we keep to ourselves

as parents to get us through the day. Whether it's questionable parenting techniques, hilarious

fails or cringe-worthy moments of madness from your little ones, the easiest thing to do

for all concern is to brush it under the lightly soiled carpet and pretend everything is

okay. It's time to share with the group as we open the doors to a safe space of confessions

and chaos no matter how silly or serious. It's like fight club but for mums and with

no bread pit. So join me, Safina and my secret sidekick and mum friend Emma Jones.

Yeah, just search and follow the Secret Mum Club wherever you get your podcasts.

What take wonder? Before we start, what's the etiquette of pissing in a Lucas A bottle

on the M6 tunnel? I'm sorry. Oh shit, I've left that bottle in the castle as well, look

oh my god.

Welcome along to Help I Sexyed my boss, helpful advice for the daily struggles of modern life.

Well, most of the time, just so you know, you may find the conversations in this podcast

are a little bit offensive. If that's you, go and listen to something boring.

Hello and welcome to a special edition of Help I Sexyed my boss, the podcast where we

help you navigate the challenges of modern life. Aim into answer your 21st century questions

and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. Like what do you do on your first day as a queen?

Does that mean royalty queen? I believe so. Well, how do you recover if you've thrown

up into a crown and of course what should you do if you've sex did your boss? But we're

not your usual agony answer, we will enhance it and we're not in our usual location.

No, we're not in our executive studio based in the greater Manchester area. We are instead

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