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It's Octor.

Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions

to those everyday dilemmas.

Like, what should you do if you're stuck in a sauna for 30 minutes because there's a couple

bonging outside in the Jukuzzi?

Or what should you do when you've just pulled a chicken jumpstric out of a gentleman's anus and he asks for it back? And of course, oh, we've had a good run, aren't we? What should you do if you've accidentally sexed your boss? But we're not usual like nuance, are we? Birthday boy William Hansen! Happy birthday! Thank you. Three people clapped. No, we're not non-birthday boy, Jordan North. I'm more Apple Mac. You're more Big Mac. Oh, very good. And that's from Lily. That seems like an obvious one, but we've never had that one before. No, I don't know. Yeah. I don't a Mackey's in ages. Ooh. Oh, I do want that. Should we have a little birthday drink? Yes. For the birthday boy. Indeed. What drinks should we have? Oh. Should we have a gin and a bonnet? I think that's a good idea. Good idea. New bottle. Oh, there we go. Here we go. My first alcoholic drink of my 37th year, although I am 36, but entering my 37th year. Well, not actually 36 years.

No, I've lived for 36 years. Now I'm entering my 37th year.

Okay. Welcome to maths.

To...

You? Well, yes, to me, but also I then can't take drink to myself. So I would like to toast to Sophie, who is having her third endometriosis surgery in October, and she says, Your podcasts have helped me so much. You both bring a smile to my face. Every time I listen, I've even downloaded episodes ready to listen, whilst I wait to go down to surgery. Sophie, this is to you. Hope you're feeling better soon, Sophie. Yes, indeed. Thank you. Your very good health. So, yes. Birthday bye, happy birthday. Oh, thank you very much. Give us a birthday hug. Oh, come on. God, you said hug. Well, we're both plugged into the desk. So come here.

Oh, thank you darling.

Oh, birthday digs.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one, two, ten, four, fifty, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty, two, two, two, three, two, six, seven, eight, two, eight, three, three, seven, two, eight, three, three, three, seven, eight, three, three, three, third, three, three, three, three, three, six. Five, 36.

Sorry.

That actually did hurt.

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