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After this episode, catch up with William's other show, The Luxury Podcast.

William and Jonathan Vernon Smith will have you crying with laughter

as they try to educate us all in living a more luxurious life.

And in the latest episode, they have a special guest with them, Alan Deddicoat,

the voice of Strickly Come Dancing. Search for the luxury podcast and get the latest episode lined up to play next. Just come back from this morning. Have you? Yeah, Susie from makeup says hello. Oh, hello, Susie. She says you're a favourite. Oh. She's done my eyelashes. What do you think of them? Lovely cautious. It it's like looking at a camel. Also, because we were talking about you so much, she's put a load of dry shampoo in my hair. And I look like I've gone a bit grey. She went, oh, because I was talking about William, I usually give him a dry shampoo, so. That looked nice. It's got a lovely body to it. It's got a, but she says hello. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Are we ready? I'm ready, yes. Okay. I've been ready for a while. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before we start, I was here 25 seconds before we were due to start recording. Well, 25 things before you thought we were due to start recording 1245 was today's start time. 1230. No, no, no, no. I'll go through it. I'll go through it. If we're going to start the episode of this... I just want to say, I don't mind. You're being facetious. I'm not being facetious. Sexton Group.. Update for this week from Jack. Arrival, 1230, 1245. What time did you arrive? Episode 47, right? I arrived at 1244. I'm camera ready, so I jumped straight in. So technically, I wasn't late. It's now 1251. Yeah, it's now 1251 because you're faffing with lights and mics and stuff.

So don't blame me.

Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss,

the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life,

answering your 21st century

questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas, like, what should you do when you

discover your partner's secret stash of Viagra? Or, why can't I say, Peter Shemichael properly?

And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual hairy fairies,

are we, William Hanson? No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm all aboard the Titanic. You're more, and is coming. Drop and panic. Oh, look at that. You can't, now I'm fishing... I've never seen you go floppy so quickly. Now I'm officially in Toy Story. You can't say,

sh,

Andy's coming because I have to literally drop to the floor.

It's in my contract.

Oh, is it?

Yeah, try it.

And is coming.

What do I do to get you up again?

And Andy's gone.

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